Quotes About Television

"Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
— Ernie Kovacs

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV and refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
— Joey Adams

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
— Groucho Marx

"The mind is like a TV set — when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound."
— Communication Briefings

"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television."
— David Letterman

“Television is a chewing gum for the eyes.”
— Frank Lloyd Wright

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
— Johnny Carson

"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work."
— (Leo Anthony) Gallagher