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Quotes About Television

"Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done."
Ernie Kovacs

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV and refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
Joey Adams

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx

"The mind is like a TV set — when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound."
Communication Briefings

"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television."
— David Letterman

“Television is a chewing gum for the eyes.”
Frank Lloyd Wright

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
— Johnny Carson

"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work."
(Leo Anthony) Gallagher